SPRING COMES BEFORE THE FALL

When you watch football, you'll hear announcers talk about having to "wrap up" an offensive player in order to tackle him. "You gotta wrap him up around the legs" or "If you try and wrap him up around the shoulders, he's just going to shake you off." But this isn't just a figure of speech, it turns out it's actually true. If you want to take down a football player, your best bet may be to actually wrap him up.

Or at least use a wrapper.

Denver Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall will be in a cast for at least two weeks after falling through an entertainment center after slipping on a McDonald's wrapper.

Let's review.


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Winner by TKO:


That's why I go to Burger King.