NEEEEERRRRDS!!!

That gut churning feeling you're having, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced? As if something terrible has happened? Well, it has.

THIS:


See? It's funny cause Storm is electrocuting Professor Xavier's genitals. Oh, and imagine if Wolverine put things on his claws. I'll give you a hint what happens. HILARITY ENSUES!!
Plus, it's got both Pamela Anderson AND Leslie Nelson! And Leslie apparently feels strongly enough that "With Great Power Comes Great Bitches" that he had it painted on his sweater vest. Oh, manohmanohman. And let's not forget Dragonfly guy... who also has the power of stretchy limbs. Just like ALL Dragonflies! And look, he's using it to put the moves on Pamela Anderson. Boy, those Dragonflies don't miss a beat, do they?

Boy, I feel like I should be paying THEM for this entertainment. Oh wait, I would be! Oh gee! March 28th can't get here FAST enough.