HUCKA-YOU, HUCKA-ME, SAY IT TOGETHER, HUCKABEE

God bless Governor Huckabee.

Not with, you know, the Presidency or anything. The absolute last thing we need as a country is someone in charge who, living in the 21st Century, does Not Believe In Evolution.

I don't care what your religious beliefs are, that's just dumb. That's like saying you don't believe in the sky because you can't touch it. That's like saying you don't believe in electricity because it's never mentioned by Jesus. That's like saying Bo Bice and Joan Osborn's version of "Baby It's Cold Outside" isn't an abomination to humanity.

But may the God That Is bless Huckabee none the less, because it is Mike Huckabee that has brought us some of the best television EVER.

I am, of course, referring to the Stephen Colbert vs Conan O'Brien "Who Made Huckabee" debate. Perhaps the most heated debate in American history since Lincoln vs. Douglas, this debate has slowly been building to a climactic head. And by climactic, I mean hilarious.

Here are the last two set pieces of the epic battle, they're a little long, but darn if they aren't hilarious. Enjoy.