YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

I was just on Myspace, clearing out the spam-bot friend requests and I had one new e-mail in my inbox. Curious, I decided to check it out.

The subject line "I am an attractive horny girl looking for some fun."

Fair enough. As a blogger, I get those sort of messages all the time.

The picture is what really sold me.

*sigh* They just don't make attractive horny girls like they used to.