A LIFE LESSON IN PICTURES

Last night I was at a bar.


No, I'm sorry, a drinking establishment.

(We'll just pretend it was this nice)

One of our friends discovered that Budweiser now makes a beer PRE-MIXED with Clamato. It looks like this:
(In case you were worried about getting fat, there's also the Bud Light option)

Clamato, for those of you who don't know, is a mixture of

AND


Yum, right? Well we figured it would be like drinking a "Poor Man's Bloody Mary" and seeing as we'd already had enough to drink that this sounded like a good idea, we ordered a can and split it 5 ways.

That was the ONLY smart thing we did, as none of us could have stood an entire can of this concoction.

In our glasses it looked like this:


It smelled like this:


And it tasted like:

AND


Twenty hours, two teeth brushings, breakfast, morning coffee, and a lunch later and I can still taste it in the back of my mouth.

All I can say is: