RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

Checking my Yahoo mail today, I saw this news story headline off to the side:
"Huge Meat-Eating Dinosaurs Found in Africa".

HOLY CRAP!!! Run! Run for you lives little Africans! Even Angelina and Madonna can't save you now!! RUN! Meat-Eating Dinosaurs are-

What? Oh. Ohhhhhh, fossils. That... I guess that WOULD make more sense.

Guess I'll, uh, send that check to Nothing But Nets after all. ...

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nuts.