WORZALA'S WEDNESDAY WORD 4-4-07

Today's Wednesday Word is "American" as in "Just because you're from Spain doesn't mean you can't be a True American."

America is known for it's "can-do attitude". We are the first country to successfully secede from it's mother country. We built a railroad that spanned the entire country. We were the first to take flight and the first to walk on the moon. If it's possible to achieve, we as Americans will do it. Even if it looks impossible, we will find a way.

That's why we here at Star Worz salute this man for his can-do spirit that can only be defined as American-esque.

This man was confronted by the police in Lisbon for failing to have his dog muzzled and leashed. What did he do? He had his dog attack the policemen. But when his dog, an obvious NON-American, turned tail and fled, what did he do? Did he surrender? No. He used American ingenuity and decided if his dog wasn't going to bit the police officers, He Would.

Crazy, police biting man, we at Star Worz salute you. Because if that ain't American, Star Worz-iors, I don't know what is.