I COULD COACH THIS GAME MUCH BETTER THAN YOU
You are a terrible coach.
What are you doing taking Tomkins out of the game? You need to have a big man inside! So what if he's already got 3 fouls in the first 5 minutes! I could coach this game much better than you.
Sure, I have no actual experience coaching, but there's what you know and there's what you know, you know? Of course you don't. Because you're an idiot and if you don't have pictures of the dean's wife in your possession I don't know how you've kept your job this long. It sure isn't because of skill.
Another missed free throw by Howser. This is pathetic. Aren't you teaching these kids any skills? I watched this kid when he played for Holy Christ in high school. He was draining shots from everywhere on the court. Now he looks like an undersized idiot that keeps dribbling into triple coverage. If I was the coach you can bet that would be the first thing I would fix. That and the terrible free throw shooting. Every one on the team from Addison to Zylocski would have to shoot 300 free throws before they could leave practice. And if you didn't make at least 250 or you'd have to start all over. That's how you teach fundamentals. Not that you would know.
Are you kidding me?? You put Bishop out on the court? That kid is good for two things; keeping the bench warm and giving high fives. What a stupid move, you stupid- okay, so he made that three. Whatever, it was still a risk to put him in the game.
Why are you not running a full court press against this team? I bet they would fold up like a lawn chair if you just put a little pressure on Willis. Sure he's "allegedly" a first round NBA prospect but he can't move the ball if he's triple teamed.
Why is Bishop still out there? He looks lost! He's just wandering around on the perimeter, he needs to be cutting inside! That's where you need him, cutting under the backdoor. If I was coach of this team you can bet we'd run that drill for an hour every day. After the wind sprints but before the free throw- Okay so he drained that one too. Everyone gets lucky twice. That's what she said.
Another lay-up by Willis. How have you not found a way to stop this guy yet? He's 21 years old. You're telling me he's that good that you can't come up with a way to stop a 21 year old? This is pathetic. I thought the lost to State was bad, but this is just the worst. I could coach this game much better than you. So what if State is the number 3 team in the nation and you had lost Howser to an ankle sprain and Tomkins to a DUI? It's State. You Have to beat State. We always beat state when I went to college. That you can't beat them is just another reason you should be run out of town on a rail.
That's 4 fouls now for Tomkins. 2 minutes into the second half and he's got 4 fouls. What are you going to do now, genius? You never should have put him back in the game. If a guy had 3 fouls in the first half and I was the coach they wouldn't play the next game. That would teach those kids how to play smart.
Just take another shot ball-hog. This Bishop is un- okay, so he made that one too. Why you're not giving Howser the ball is beyond me. You have to be aggressive to the basket. B-e aggressive. This shoot from the corner is fine if you want to putz around all day.
C'MON!! Willis just passed it out to Dunnley who scored his own three! What sort of idiot has three guys collapse on Willis when he gets in the paint? You're leaving two guys wide open! And now Willis steals the ball from Howser. You know if you played Howser more than 2 minutes a game he'd be more confident out on the court. He used to dominate the kids from Freedom-Glendale-Casco Area High School. Heck, he was 4 inches taller than everyone else. Now, thanks to your "coaching", and I wish you could see the finger quotes I'm making right now, he's flailing around like a chicken with his head cut off. Good call, sit him on the bench, maybe you should have done that 40 seconds ago, before Willis made us look like idiots.
Well, that's another loss for us. Sure am glad we got into the tournament as a 14 seed. I could have gotten a group of 12 year-olds to play this team closer and I certainly could have done a better job coaching these guys than you did. Oh look, Bishop missed, I told you it was a stupid idea to put him in. So what if he's 7 of his last 8 for 21 points. Howser, he's your future. Not that you're smart enough to know that.
Idiot.
What are you doing taking Tomkins out of the game? You need to have a big man inside! So what if he's already got 3 fouls in the first 5 minutes! I could coach this game much better than you.
Sure, I have no actual experience coaching, but there's what you know and there's what you know, you know? Of course you don't. Because you're an idiot and if you don't have pictures of the dean's wife in your possession I don't know how you've kept your job this long. It sure isn't because of skill.
Another missed free throw by Howser. This is pathetic. Aren't you teaching these kids any skills? I watched this kid when he played for Holy Christ in high school. He was draining shots from everywhere on the court. Now he looks like an undersized idiot that keeps dribbling into triple coverage. If I was the coach you can bet that would be the first thing I would fix. That and the terrible free throw shooting. Every one on the team from Addison to Zylocski would have to shoot 300 free throws before they could leave practice. And if you didn't make at least 250 or you'd have to start all over. That's how you teach fundamentals. Not that you would know.
Are you kidding me?? You put Bishop out on the court? That kid is good for two things; keeping the bench warm and giving high fives. What a stupid move, you stupid- okay, so he made that three. Whatever, it was still a risk to put him in the game.
Why are you not running a full court press against this team? I bet they would fold up like a lawn chair if you just put a little pressure on Willis. Sure he's "allegedly" a first round NBA prospect but he can't move the ball if he's triple teamed.
Why is Bishop still out there? He looks lost! He's just wandering around on the perimeter, he needs to be cutting inside! That's where you need him, cutting under the backdoor. If I was coach of this team you can bet we'd run that drill for an hour every day. After the wind sprints but before the free throw- Okay so he drained that one too. Everyone gets lucky twice. That's what she said.
Another lay-up by Willis. How have you not found a way to stop this guy yet? He's 21 years old. You're telling me he's that good that you can't come up with a way to stop a 21 year old? This is pathetic. I thought the lost to State was bad, but this is just the worst. I could coach this game much better than you. So what if State is the number 3 team in the nation and you had lost Howser to an ankle sprain and Tomkins to a DUI? It's State. You Have to beat State. We always beat state when I went to college. That you can't beat them is just another reason you should be run out of town on a rail.
That's 4 fouls now for Tomkins. 2 minutes into the second half and he's got 4 fouls. What are you going to do now, genius? You never should have put him back in the game. If a guy had 3 fouls in the first half and I was the coach they wouldn't play the next game. That would teach those kids how to play smart.
Just take another shot ball-hog. This Bishop is un- okay, so he made that one too. Why you're not giving Howser the ball is beyond me. You have to be aggressive to the basket. B-e aggressive. This shoot from the corner is fine if you want to putz around all day.
C'MON!! Willis just passed it out to Dunnley who scored his own three! What sort of idiot has three guys collapse on Willis when he gets in the paint? You're leaving two guys wide open! And now Willis steals the ball from Howser. You know if you played Howser more than 2 minutes a game he'd be more confident out on the court. He used to dominate the kids from Freedom-Glendale-Casco Area High School. Heck, he was 4 inches taller than everyone else. Now, thanks to your "coaching", and I wish you could see the finger quotes I'm making right now, he's flailing around like a chicken with his head cut off. Good call, sit him on the bench, maybe you should have done that 40 seconds ago, before Willis made us look like idiots.
Well, that's another loss for us. Sure am glad we got into the tournament as a 14 seed. I could have gotten a group of 12 year-olds to play this team closer and I certainly could have done a better job coaching these guys than you did. Oh look, Bishop missed, I told you it was a stupid idea to put him in. So what if he's 7 of his last 8 for 21 points. Howser, he's your future. Not that you're smart enough to know that.
Idiot.
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