ONE PERSON'S TRASH IS ANOTHER PERSON'S BLOG

Chicagoan Kristin Thomas creates poetry out of the titles of spam e-mails. She started in 2003 and her website www.spam-poetry.com gets about 500 hits, from over 20 different countries, every day.

I thought this idea sounded clever enough and, as anyone who has an e-mail account can testify to, I have enough spam e-mail to give it a shot. So, on this Friday, enjoy some Star Worz spam-poetry. Feel free to post your own creations in the comments section.

"By The Shearer"
5 inches isn't good enough
6 inches isn't good enough
You need 7 inches
People from all walks of life
Take the challenge
Reflecting on its future Foothills rise into
GlobalPharm
Tens of thousands of happy customers
Tens of thousands of happy customers

"cuando"
perform
stolenquot declared sudden frightened
orbit first
these girls are looking for dates
landing juvenile vehicle
let us introduce you to her
lowest price promise