FRIDAY SP-OETRY

"edaltrak"
Get more action in the sack
push
Whats in your pants

"astbarer"
There are a lot of fishes in the sea
Why not
Become a real man
We've got you covered

And then from T-Pain's "Bartender"
She made us drinks (to drink)
We drunk 'em (got drunk)
And now I think
She thinks I'm cool

FRIDAY SP-OETRY

"its your life"
Hello
Hallo!

million
Summertime
Pictures

none
wholeheartedly
biological


"Try Your Hand"
Yo bro
Have fun
Fun dates

Lucky Winners
Lonely girls

Man up
Great deals
Date her

be august
Lonely girls

billionaire marijuana
Total confidentiality
No-strings

"Have my poll"
When I'm being torn by the forces, I just look at one or more of my cats
Faust said he's gotten used to his name but Galadrial said that people still don't know how to pronounce her name and school is almost over
It was because nothing daunted him that he had been chosen for government courier
What we don't know is whether it's because the disorder wasn't treated when it should have been, or was treated and the depression is a consequence of treatment, or it's a result of ADHD itself

FRIDAY SP-OETRY

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"Introducing"
Hello from devon
Hey from Kim LAnita
Hello from sade
Hey buddy from Addie Quintanau
Hey guy
its jill
Hello from stacy

"All About Al"
He picked up the fallen log and stuck it in its former position
No reason at all
Just wanted to say thanks

"VERY URGENT"
Give it a shot
Get with it
Give it a try
Just do it
Give it a shot

"READ CAREFULLY AND GET BACK TO ME"
Below the other sounds, lower-pitched and barely audible, a rumbling grew, coming from their right, from higher ground
He had absolutely no recollection of having seen this stranger in his office the day before
For what purpose they had made this place, as a town or secret temple or a tomb of kings, none could say
He could not speak
The answer
The police arrived, drew up a report, and ordered the manager to pay a fine of fifteen roubles

FRIDAY SP-OETRY

"btutor"
Hi
Hey dude
Hey buddy
Re: hi

"be gnome"
the scenario
Paris Hilton Goes Home
A great alternative
it's been a while

"All you need to do is to.."
Do yourself a favor
Hit me

FRIDAY SP-OETRY

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"Worry-free"
You manhood is in danger
Does it hang long and strong
No more semi hardons
make your manhood strong

How do you feel about your body

Be happy with your body
Be happy with yourself

"Today is your day"
it's susana
hello from jaclyn
how you doing

FRIDAY SP-OETRY #8

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"Winners circle"
Win money
Winning numbers
Win this
Win em
Walk away a winner

"If you could change one thing"
I'm just passing this on
You are missing out
The best thing to happen in years
Congratulations

"Have someone on your side"
it's sandra
Hows the wife
Hows your love life
You have choices

FRIDAY SP-OETRY #7

"Play to win"
What has gotten into you
Don't waste your life wondering
You only get one
Make it happen

"resolved before"
Lucky number seven
it's colleen
If are reading this
Hows your love life

"no subject"
navigation
thought
vida

FRIDAY SP-OETRY #6

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"Winners circle"
You are paying too much
on infrared
Become a new man
Wireless Ian
Benefit from technology
Walk away a winner

"be happy with yourself"
Marlin Eller Barbarians Holt
Saving your money so you can live healthy
on basal
Feel good about your body
Middle criminal
course its
the best thing to happen in years

"Better man"
Chan
figured
about
Rupert

SP-OETRY #5

"Try our casino games"
Table games
I always double my money here
Double or nothing

"subject debate"
Get confident, stupid
hate Mike
We treat you right
Second to none

"The best medications"
TV
Remote

SP-OETRY #4

"Vanity"
Check this out
Your life will improve in all areas
Taking the world by storm
Second to none
You can't lose
You'll be better for it
Give it a try
Second to none

"involved in entropy I say"
What are you up to
Are you lonely
long dry childless faces
That met in that old home
Don't just think what if, do it
Well on your way
to the small town
Take care

"She just wants to have fun"
Saudi
Rosalie
paints
Red
days

FRIDAY SP-OETRY 3

"So lately lighted at the torch of day"
Whats in your pants
McGowan
We know what you need
Old friends lost
You'll be better for it
You can't go wrong

"Product selection"
Mike WalkerYou Cant
Regulate your sleep with AMBI
The punctual tides are buses
unhappily
taking the world by storm

"Dates online"
hello from iris
(looking for a date)
hi from heather
(Shes looking for cute guys)
hi from sophia
(safe and secure)
is it you? kelsie here
(I heard about her)

A NEW WEEKLY TRADITION?

While I work on an ulcer listening to the Wisconsin/Corpus Christi game, you can enjoy some more Friday Spoetry.

"It's Sadie"
They pick their way through the wet streets
Total condidentiality
Be more powerful
Did you get dumped
Keizo child
Be more powerful
The secret
car

"Write The Mail"
Woman of all types are looking for you
For the guys
See what she is into
Your-One-Stop
You can't go wrong
We cater to your needs

"Jenni Falconer Jennie"
Lonely girls
You have rejected certain traditions
entirely

ONE PERSON'S TRASH IS ANOTHER PERSON'S BLOG

Chicagoan Kristin Thomas creates poetry out of the titles of spam e-mails. She started in 2003 and her website www.spam-poetry.com gets about 500 hits, from over 20 different countries, every day.

I thought this idea sounded clever enough and, as anyone who has an e-mail account can testify to, I have enough spam e-mail to give it a shot. So, on this Friday, enjoy some Star Worz spam-poetry. Feel free to post your own creations in the comments section.

"By The Shearer"
5 inches isn't good enough
6 inches isn't good enough
You need 7 inches
People from all walks of life
Take the challenge
Reflecting on its future Foothills rise into
GlobalPharm
Tens of thousands of happy customers
Tens of thousands of happy customers

"cuando"
perform
stolenquot declared sudden frightened
orbit first
these girls are looking for dates
landing juvenile vehicle
let us introduce you to her
lowest price promise