THE GRASS IS GREENER ON THIS SIDE

Maybe you recently ate poisoned dog food.
Maybe you lost your office NCAA pool after the first weekend.
Maybe you crashed on a mysterious island.
Maybe you paid good American money to go see TMNT.

Who ever you are, you can be glad that you are not this man.

Because he had his penis caught in the log moving machinery at a saw mill. And "there was a degree of uncontrollable bleeding involved."

So thank your creator (or parents if you don't believe in creators [or Odin if you had crappy parents]) that you are not that man.

All though it must also suck to be Nikki and Paulo right about now.