WORZALA'S WEDNESDAY WORD 3-28-07
Today's word is "people" as in, "Please, try and remember that your pets are not little people."
A Canadian woman learned this the hard way this week while trying to convince her dog "Missy" to try her new dog food.
Now, I'm not a dogologist, so maybe I do not know of what I speak. But my family has had dogs my entire life, so I feel that I have a good working background. Therefore, it is with confidence that I say this: Dogs will eat anything.
And I mean annnnnything.
We had a dog, "Sam", that would gobble down basically anything you put in front of him, and several things you did not. Meat, vegetables, bread, wood, plastic, grass, whatever, whenever, where ever. Why? Because he was a dog, and that's what dogs do.
Remember, animals are not people. Your Poopsie-woopsie will only eat broiled pork chops? No. You're just a sucker. Give Poopsie a bowl of dog food and a few days to mull it over and they'll go back to eating Kibble.
That being said, whatever you do decide to feed your dog, remember, again, it is not people. It does not need to be convinced that food is good. So do not, like the woman in the article, eat dog food to sway your dog.
Apparently the Universe was trying to teach her this lesson as well, as the brand of dog food she chose to dine on was one of the many recently recalled brands from Iams. Turns out, some of the wheat used in the food had come from China where they had been spraying the crop with rodent killing poisons. Funny thing about rodent poison, they don't just hurt rodents. The other funny thing, this woman didn't know about the recall that had been all over the national news. So she wound being visited by the double-team of projectile vomiting and foaming at the mouth. Now she's thinking of suing Iams. For what? I don't know. For not personally telling her about the recall? About not warning her to not eat Dog Food? For making the Dog Food so darn delectable looking that it was hard to resist?? I don't know. I'm not a lawyer.
There is a lesson to be learned here good Star Worz-iors, and that lesson is that humans are humans and pets are pets, and never the two should meet when it comes to dining. Not even Milk Bones, which are quite delectable.
Oh yeah, and don't trust the Chinese. Or at least their wheat.
A Canadian woman learned this the hard way this week while trying to convince her dog "Missy" to try her new dog food.
Now, I'm not a dogologist, so maybe I do not know of what I speak. But my family has had dogs my entire life, so I feel that I have a good working background. Therefore, it is with confidence that I say this: Dogs will eat anything.
And I mean annnnnything.
We had a dog, "Sam", that would gobble down basically anything you put in front of him, and several things you did not. Meat, vegetables, bread, wood, plastic, grass, whatever, whenever, where ever. Why? Because he was a dog, and that's what dogs do.
Remember, animals are not people. Your Poopsie-woopsie will only eat broiled pork chops? No. You're just a sucker. Give Poopsie a bowl of dog food and a few days to mull it over and they'll go back to eating Kibble.
That being said, whatever you do decide to feed your dog, remember, again, it is not people. It does not need to be convinced that food is good. So do not, like the woman in the article, eat dog food to sway your dog.
Apparently the Universe was trying to teach her this lesson as well, as the brand of dog food she chose to dine on was one of the many recently recalled brands from Iams. Turns out, some of the wheat used in the food had come from China where they had been spraying the crop with rodent killing poisons. Funny thing about rodent poison, they don't just hurt rodents. The other funny thing, this woman didn't know about the recall that had been all over the national news. So she wound being visited by the double-team of projectile vomiting and foaming at the mouth. Now she's thinking of suing Iams. For what? I don't know. For not personally telling her about the recall? About not warning her to not eat Dog Food? For making the Dog Food so darn delectable looking that it was hard to resist?? I don't know. I'm not a lawyer.
There is a lesson to be learned here good Star Worz-iors, and that lesson is that humans are humans and pets are pets, and never the two should meet when it comes to dining. Not even Milk Bones, which are quite delectable.
Oh yeah, and don't trust the Chinese. Or at least their wheat.
Labels: Worzala's Wednesday Word
posted by Matt Worzala at
3:20 PM
2 Comments:
May be you're right.. but!!
You know what.. If you need more information about dog and how to feed them the real thing, just visit this blog:
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Follow the instructions there, and read their articles and you will keep your dog alive for more 5-8 years more than expect!! They publish new and exclusive articles every single day.. believe me!!
By
aqoona, at 4:58 PM
let's all flag dogfoodsecrets for spamming us. You're not a lawyer, Matt? huh. I almost am... what is she suing for? Lordy, the list is endless... any creative lawyer will simply tell her they won't do it unless it's done by billable hours. Then everyone wins. Darwinism eventually breaks even the wealthiest frivolous lawsuit litigants... :o)
By
elleuqinat, at 3:34 PM
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