WORZALA'S WEDNESDAY WORD 3-21-07

Today's Wednesday word is "bored" as in, "If you're so bored, why don't you read a book? Or else you might get punched in the face."

Imagine you're Dean Heinrich. Imagine you're laying in your bed, sleeping the night away, when things begin to get weird.

Weird: You wake up at 5:45 a.m. on a Sunday.

Weirder: You're woken up by someone else in your bedroom.

Weirder Still: It's a burglar.

So what do you do? If you're Dean "Two-Fisted Justice" Heinrich, you bolt out of bed and punch the burglar in the face. Then you slam them into the ground and hog tie them with what ever you can find handy. Then things get weird again.

More Weird: Your burglar is only 17.

More Weirder: Your burglar is a girl.

More Weirder Still: She did it because she was bored.

*sigh* And these are the kids that will be running things when I hit retirement age? Looks like I better go over those Rocket Ship schematics again.