KNOWLEDGE IS POWER
There was an article on the front page of Yahoo today entitled something along the lines of "5 Tips To Give A Good Handshake."
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*blink*
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*ahem* WHAT?!?! Are you serious??
And they WERE. They were completely serious! Not only did someone think this was a topic worth writing about, someone's editor gave them the green light to have it published. Someday, after The Great Blogpocolypse, people like those two will be cast into the great dial-up darkness where there will be really slow weeping and gnashing of teeth. Them and the person who created this thing. Honestly, get a room, and a navigatible webpage.
Good reader, here's a bit of advice, if you can't figure out how to 1) grasp someone's hand, 2) pump said hand downward, 3) pump hand upward and finally 4) release hand, MAYBE social interaction isn't for you. Maybe you'd be better suited for the fast paced world of "Crazy Recluse Cat Owner". Just remember, yes they are your babies and no the man from the county office can't come in without a warrent.
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*blink*
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....
*ahem* WHAT?!?! Are you serious??
And they WERE. They were completely serious! Not only did someone think this was a topic worth writing about, someone's editor gave them the green light to have it published. Someday, after The Great Blogpocolypse, people like those two will be cast into the great dial-up darkness where there will be really slow weeping and gnashing of teeth. Them and the person who created this thing. Honestly, get a room, and a navigatible webpage.
Good reader, here's a bit of advice, if you can't figure out how to 1) grasp someone's hand, 2) pump said hand downward, 3) pump hand upward and finally 4) release hand, MAYBE social interaction isn't for you. Maybe you'd be better suited for the fast paced world of "Crazy Recluse Cat Owner". Just remember, yes they are your babies and no the man from the county office can't come in without a warrent.
posted by Matt Worzala at
1:20 PM
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