A BRICK WALL?
"Hey Dick, what's this I hear about Iraq and Al-Qaida?"
It's true, I tell you. They were there. Saddam knew.
"Knew what?"
That they were there.
"Um. Well, there's documents out now saying he didn't know."
Lies. Lies and propaganda.
"They're from the DoD, Dick."
There's three kinds of lies. Lies, damn lies and DoD lies.
"That... is a theory."
If Saddam didn't have a hand in planning September 11th, why was he allowing Al-Qaida to operate in the country?
"Isn't part of being an underground terrorist organization being able to operate in countries without anyone knowing?"
Bullcocky.
"Bullco-"
They were there.
"It's just, Saddam, um, says they weren't."
You're going to trust Saddam? He also said that they didn't have weapons of mass destruction. And look at that!
"Yeah... look at that."
They're there! We just need a little more time to find them. They're in Syria.
"Okay. I'll take your word for it on that one. But this Al-Qaida and Iraq thing-"
Are you calling Pentagon chief Douglas Feith a liar?
"I'm not calling him anything. The CIA on the other hand..."
What do they know about intelligence?
"It is the second word in their title."
They killed Kennedy you know. What do you think about your precious CIA now? If you love them so much, why don't you just marry them?
"I- what does that have to do with- even if it was true how would that possibly-"
Look, if you want to coddle terrorists and undermine America that's your decision. But we know what we know and we know that Al-Qaida was in Iraq before September 11th and that Saddam knew they were there and that they were working together.
"Even though the CIA says that's not true."
Even though.
"And even though the Department of Defense says that's true."
Even though.
"You know, maybe I'd have an easier time believing this if I had... I don't know, like a picture of them shaking hands with Saddam in, say, 1983."
Impossible.
"Why's that impossible?"
Because Saddam was a good guy back then. He'd never conspire with terrorists in the '80's.
"Just in the 00's?"
And for a spell there in the 90's.
"Gotcha."
Glad I could clear that up for you.
It's true, I tell you. They were there. Saddam knew.
"Knew what?"
That they were there.
"Um. Well, there's documents out now saying he didn't know."
Lies. Lies and propaganda.
"They're from the DoD, Dick."
There's three kinds of lies. Lies, damn lies and DoD lies.
"That... is a theory."
If Saddam didn't have a hand in planning September 11th, why was he allowing Al-Qaida to operate in the country?
"Isn't part of being an underground terrorist organization being able to operate in countries without anyone knowing?"
Bullcocky.
"Bullco-"
They were there.
"It's just, Saddam, um, says they weren't."
You're going to trust Saddam? He also said that they didn't have weapons of mass destruction. And look at that!
"Yeah... look at that."
They're there! We just need a little more time to find them. They're in Syria.
"Okay. I'll take your word for it on that one. But this Al-Qaida and Iraq thing-"
Are you calling Pentagon chief Douglas Feith a liar?
"I'm not calling him anything. The CIA on the other hand..."
What do they know about intelligence?
"It is the second word in their title."
They killed Kennedy you know. What do you think about your precious CIA now? If you love them so much, why don't you just marry them?
"I- what does that have to do with- even if it was true how would that possibly-"
Look, if you want to coddle terrorists and undermine America that's your decision. But we know what we know and we know that Al-Qaida was in Iraq before September 11th and that Saddam knew they were there and that they were working together.
"Even though the CIA says that's not true."
Even though.
"And even though the Department of Defense says that's true."
Even though.
"You know, maybe I'd have an easier time believing this if I had... I don't know, like a picture of them shaking hands with Saddam in, say, 1983."
Impossible.
"Why's that impossible?"
Because Saddam was a good guy back then. He'd never conspire with terrorists in the '80's.
"Just in the 00's?"
And for a spell there in the 90's.
"Gotcha."
Glad I could clear that up for you.
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