WHY AREN'T YOU POSTING ON YOUR LIVEJOURNAL?

I mean, seriously, what is the deal with this? Where's the new content? I'm trying to kill twenty minutes here and you can't even throw me the tiniest scrap of a bone?

What happened to the girl you were trying to go out with? You know, "A" from the Coffee Shop? Last I read you were going to ask her to see Babel. That was in... cor, I can't even find it in the "recent archives" link. Is Babel even still in the theaters? I don't think it is. So you must have gone! So, what's the scoop? Even if you chickened out (like you did with C.D. from the gas station) you could still put that up.

What happened to you? You used to be so reliable. You were updating 3,4 times a week. And when Jodi finally broke up with you? Forget about it! I would read your latest heart wrenching, guilt ridden post, go off to lunch, come back and find another melancholy opus on your page. I could almost taste the schadenfreude dripping off the screen. It was delectable. You had me at "Currently Listening to Panic! At the Disco's 'This Is Not A Real Song Title But You'd Never Know It Because All Of Our Song Titles Are Nonsense (Hip 80's Reference)'" and you didn't let go. I was loyal and faithful and this is how I'm repaid?

Look at Sprinklefairycocomonster8's page. New content twice a week, rain or shine, sometimes literally. Look at yesterday's post. "Wurd, iz it cooooooold out. Got new boots. Super KUTE!! Swttt. Brendan is calling tonight. x0x0" See that? She probably squeezed that out between text messages and Yu-Gi-Oh commercial breaks. That's all I'm asking, a little update, is that so much to ask?

I'm sorry, I don't mean to come down on you, I know you've got it rough. Your parents won't let you go to Chicago for that Avenged Sevenfold concert, and your dad is making you drive the '00 BMW to school instead of letting you dive the new Pathfinder. At least, that's what the situation was when you last mentioned it. Do you realize the last time you talked about your driving status was October? I remember because you were still trying to figure out what you were going as for Halloween, Dr. Who or Indiana Jones. What'd you pick anyway? You never mentioned it. You spent 4 weeks talking about the Halloween party you were throwing and how "J" was going to be there, and then... nothing. I checked every day for an entire week and you never once mentioned the party. How do you think that makes me feel? :0( That's how that makes me feel!

It's February now. You haven't updated your page in almost two months! Am I supposed to honestly believe nothing happened to you during Christmas? Or New Year's Eve? Not one line's worth of interesting information?? C'mon, you're killing me here!

Okay, I just needed to get that off my chest. I hope you're doing okay, and I hope the weight is still coming down. Are you jogging? Remember how I left that comment that you should try jogging? Remember that? The good times? Huh?

Well, whatever, do what you want, it's your livejournal. I'm off to read PeteWentzLuvre. Her Canadian boyfriend just broke up with her and she's 4 months pregnant with his kid. Now that's entertainment.