BIT OF ADVICE

Not to tell our more conservative members of this country how to run their organizations, but here's just something I've been kickin' around the old Star Worz building.

-If you see someone rising in the ranks of your organization, ask them how they feel about a polarizing topic. The more vehement their response, the less you want them in charge of your group.-

Ex:
RIGHT
You: Hey Ted, how do you feel about homosexuality?
Ted: Eh, I'm not crazy about it, but I figure live and let live.
You: Congratulations, you're our new president.

WRONG
You: Hey Mark, what do you feel about men having gay affairs with underage boys.
Mark: I THINK THEY SHOULD BE STRUNG UP FROM TREES AND THEN THE TREES SHOULD BE CHOPPED OUT FROM UNDER THEM AND THE WHOLE THING SHOULD BE SHOVED INTO A WOOD CHIPPER THAT SHOOTS INTO A VOLCANO.
You: Okay, good answer. Say, who are you texting?
Mark: uhhhhh nobody? *shifty eyes*