A TALE OF TWO SAUSAGES

"Honey, my head is killing me, be a darling and make me a Bloody Mary."

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"Yes, I know what time it is. That's why I'd like a Bloody Mary. It's like breakfast in a glass. You've got tomato juice, celery, olives-"

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"And vodka, yes, I know. Oh! And sausage links! How about two sausage links? And a pretzal rod."

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"It's not weird. Well, no weirder than what you used to eat when you were pregnant with Paul."

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"Different or not, chocolate sauce covered deli pickles is still not something most people would think of eating."

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"Just patties? Hmmmm... Bloody Mary and Jimmy Dean sausage patties... sounds good."

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"Of course I eat Jimmy Dean. They're my favorite."

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"Johnsonville? I thought it was Jimmy Dean."

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"The one with the spices?"

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"Well what have I been eating all these years?"

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"How do you know I don't like Jimmy Dean?"

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"I thought they just cooked them wrong. Well this is... I told Paul at work I like Jimmy Dean!"

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"But he said he hated Jimmy Dean and I said, well just try the ones with the spices. I told him that's the only kind I eat! Now I've got to go to work on Monday and tell him I don't even LIKE Jimmy Dean."

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"He's going to call me a liar! You're darn right I'm getting worked up. He'll point right at me and say 'LIAR!' In front of the whole AR team."

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"Well I can't keep this a secret. I can't... wow, this is a lot to take in... how could you keep this from me?"

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"I very obviously DIDN'T know."

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"I think that's for the best... if I'm not back up in a couple of hours... just let me sleep longer."