I THOUGHT MAGIC WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY, LIKE A CLOWN. NOT SCARY, LIKE A CLOWN.

Okay. Explain this to me.

This guy gets FIRED for performing a simple magic trick.

But David Blaine, love child of Harry Potter and Gandalf (and don't pretend like THAT pairing doesn't exist somewhere on the Internet), has his own TV special?

Not that you can say no to the man, anyone that can ASK for a second punch from Kimbo Slice is someone I don't want to mess with.



My brain KNOWS that that is a trick. But my brain also tries to convince me there's a murderer hiding behind my shower curtain when I'm brushing my teeth in the morning. My brain and I kind of have an adversarial relationship.

I will tell you this, and this is a fact. He approaches me on the street, and I'm running for my life. Which is what these two guys should have done.

LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED

I would just like to apologize in advance to you, the good Star Worz-iors, if I'm ever at a bar, or a party, or some sort of social gathering and Everlast's cover of "Folsom Prison Blues" comes on. I would like to apologize, because I might end up punching you in the face.

For that, I am sorry. But seriously, tell me you can listen to one full minute of this song and not get fuzzy headed with rage.



I mean... they must have had SOME engineer working on that track, so that you could hear the lyrics over the sound of Johnny Cash spinning in his grave.