SOME ADVICE

This last week I saw both Live Free or Die Hard and Transformers. Despite the ridiculous name of the first and the amount of product placement in the second, both movies were awesome.

Both movies included a scene that lead me to write this bit of Star Worz advice:

If a helicopter, whether military or FBI, enters your airspace and a) doesn't have an appointment, b) refuses to answer hails or c) both, do not allow it to land on your heliport. Nothing good will come of it. At BEST, everyone at your place of employment is going to get shot and killed. At WORSE, everyone at your place of employment is going to get shot and killed AND giants robots will hunt the survivors down and kill them too.

Oh, and p.s. Optimus Prime has a sword. And he's gonna cut your dang head off. Chew on that!