WORZALA'S WEDNESDAY WORD 6-13
Today's Wednesday Word is "stereo" as in "If someone will murder your boyfriend for a used stereo, they're probably not that reliable."
Kathryn Smith and her son Nick Taylor learned that one the hard way when the man they hired to kill Smith's boyfriend went to the police. Smith and Taylor have both accepted plea deals and now face 6 to 12 years in prison. Now I'm no murderologist, but maybe, just maybe if they had offered the man more than $50 and a used stereo, he might not have narced them out. Seriously, $50? Are you paying him to kill someone or rake your leaves?
Better yet, if they wanted to kill the boyfriend they could have taken matters into their own hands. They wouldn't even need a gun. They could have used a swordfish snout like the two gentlemen in Australia.
Not into seafood? How about a cotton mouth water moccasin, "the most venomous snake out there", in the middle of Shuckers Grill and Bar? One bite to Smith's boyfriend and, while the South might rise again, he certainly wouldn't.
Maybe Smith and Taylor would be moments from committing the murder and have a sudden change of heart. No problem. That's why the Pentagon considered building a "gay bomb" back in 1994. One blast and you wouldn't have to worry about having him as a boyfriend any more. Well, Smith wouldn't. Taylor might have some new problems on his hands.
Kathryn Smith and her son Nick Taylor learned that one the hard way when the man they hired to kill Smith's boyfriend went to the police. Smith and Taylor have both accepted plea deals and now face 6 to 12 years in prison. Now I'm no murderologist, but maybe, just maybe if they had offered the man more than $50 and a used stereo, he might not have narced them out. Seriously, $50? Are you paying him to kill someone or rake your leaves?
Better yet, if they wanted to kill the boyfriend they could have taken matters into their own hands. They wouldn't even need a gun. They could have used a swordfish snout like the two gentlemen in Australia.
Not into seafood? How about a cotton mouth water moccasin, "the most venomous snake out there", in the middle of Shuckers Grill and Bar? One bite to Smith's boyfriend and, while the South might rise again, he certainly wouldn't.
Maybe Smith and Taylor would be moments from committing the murder and have a sudden change of heart. No problem. That's why the Pentagon considered building a "gay bomb" back in 1994. One blast and you wouldn't have to worry about having him as a boyfriend any more. Well, Smith wouldn't. Taylor might have some new problems on his hands.
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