WORZALA'S WEDNESDAY WORD 6-6-07

Today's Wednesday Word is "bits" as in "Here's some bits of wisdom, dummy."

1) There are somethings you can buy off brand, like oatmeal. Somethings, like bathroom cleanser, you can not. Those couple extra cents? They spend that on thinning the bleach to a non-lethal level.

2) Don't play around with guns. Even as a joke. Even if you're sure it's unloaded. Screwing around with anything other than a squirt gun could get you killed.

3) Snow blowers always have an extra rotation left in them after you shut them off. Even if they're jammed. Do you like having hooks for hands? Then use a stick.

4) The Universe has better things to do with Its time than curse you for not passing on a chain e-mail. Same goes for God.

5) If you've put it on the internet, someone will find it. Yes, people outside of college and high school have heard of MySpace and Facebook. Yes, they will ask why you're shotgunning a beer with a bong in your other hand. No, they will not be impressed with your answer.

6) Before you do something do not ever say "Hey! Watch this!", you are only asking for trouble. Especially if you are playing around with a gun while snowblowing.

And the event yesterday that inspired this post...

7) If it's raining out, and your car won't start, don't hook up one half of your jumper cables and leave the other half just laying in the increasingly wet road. That's not good for anybody.