HUT, HUT, HIKE!

Bill Hambrecht, a man you've never probably heard of, along with Mark Cuban, a man you probably have heard of, have decided they're going to take on the NFL by forming their own football league. They currently have no actual teams, players, coaches, stadiums, equipment, mascots, sideline reporters, balls, Jumbo trons, dog fight basements, or pyrotechnics, but they do plan on having a preseason as early as summer of 2008.

Somewhere, Vince McMahon is struggling to hold back his laughter.