TO-DO LIST

From the desk of Alain Blanchette-

1) Get Drunk*
2) Buy a padlock*
3) Go to work*
4) Steal Bar Mitzvah party ice*
5) Lock ice in freezer*
6) Profit
7) Fix elevator
8) Rescue people from elevator
9) Fix elevator
10) Rescue people from elevator
11) Charge Defibrillator paddles, just in case
12) Leave party for long periods of time*
13) Restock toilet paper
14) Return to party*
15) Stop band three and one half hours early*
16) Threaten to lock up hall two hours early*
17) Keep Job