LET'S GO OUT TO THE MOVIES
I watched Clue again last night. Without a doubt the best movie ever made based on a board game. Which got me thinking, since Hollywood's already making movies based on cartoons, books, comic books, comic strips, amusement park rides, musicals, musicals based off of movies, and movies themselves, isn't it high time Hollywood made some more movies based off of board games?
Without further ado, my top five games that should be made into movies.
1) Battleship by Clint Eastwood starring Clive Owen and Kevin Costner as opposing naval generals. With Shia LaBeouf as the fresh faced Destroyer Commander.
2) Stratego by Kenneth Branagh starring Kenneth Branagh, Rober Duvall, Al Pacino, Martin Sheen, Jude Law, Jeff Daniels, Jeff Bridges and a cast of hundreds. With Shia LaBeouf as the plucky young spy.
3) Candyland from Pixar films with voices by Billy West, Kristin Chenoweth and James Earl Jones as Lord Licorace. With Shia LaBeouf as Jolly.
4) Chutes and Ladders by Wes Anderson starring Owen Wilson, Christopher Walken and Kate Winslet. With Shia LaBeouf as young Bill Murray's character.
5) Hungry, Hungry Hippos by Michael Bay featuring $600 million in CGI Hippo effects. With Shia LaBeouf as a marble.
Without further ado, my top five games that should be made into movies.
1) Battleship by Clint Eastwood starring Clive Owen and Kevin Costner as opposing naval generals. With Shia LaBeouf as the fresh faced Destroyer Commander.
2) Stratego by Kenneth Branagh starring Kenneth Branagh, Rober Duvall, Al Pacino, Martin Sheen, Jude Law, Jeff Daniels, Jeff Bridges and a cast of hundreds. With Shia LaBeouf as the plucky young spy.
3) Candyland from Pixar films with voices by Billy West, Kristin Chenoweth and James Earl Jones as Lord Licorace. With Shia LaBeouf as Jolly.
4) Chutes and Ladders by Wes Anderson starring Owen Wilson, Christopher Walken and Kate Winslet. With Shia LaBeouf as young Bill Murray's character.
5) Hungry, Hungry Hippos by Michael Bay featuring $600 million in CGI Hippo effects. With Shia LaBeouf as a marble.
posted by Matt Worzala at
2:31 PM
1 Comments:
Up until this point in my life, I thought 'Candyland' and 'Chutes and Ladders' were different names for the same game.
Thank you for filling this gaping void in my soul.
Oh, I couldn't find your email, but if you're interested in exchanging links, holla at me.
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