HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Today is the one year anniversary of the internet sensation "Star Worz". Presents are not necessary, just click on the ad above at the top of the page once a week for the month. That's all the gift I need.

Well, that and a copy of this new video game I was playing today. It's one of those text based games like Zork. This one is called "Flight To Canary Island". It plays something like this:

>You are at an Mauritanian airport. To the north is a gate for >the flight to The Canary Islands.
Walk N
>You are on a plane to The Canary Islands.
>The plane takes off.
>You are sitting in the fifth row.
Stand
>The pilot has not turned off the "Seatbelts" light
Wait
>The pilot has turned off the "Seatbelts" light
Stand
>You are standing in the fifth row
Change plane course
>Not a command
Say change plane course
>No one is listening
Demand change plane course
>No one is listening
Draw two automatic pistols
>You have no paper
Pull out two automatic pistols
Say change plane course
>Everyone is listening. To the north is the cockpit. To the south >are the bathrooms and kitchenette. To the east and west are >wings.
Go N
>You are in the cockpit. There is a pilot.
Point two automatic pistols at pilot.
>Pilot asks "what do you want?"
Tell pilot.
>.... tell pilot what?
Say change plane course to Paris
>The plane can not go to Paris
Say go to Paris
>There is not enough fuel to go to Paris
Say go to Paris
>You will crash and die
Say go to Djala, Morocco
>You can not go to Djala, Morocco
Demand go to Morocco
>Permission refused by Moroccan authorities
Use two automatic pistols on Moroccan authorities
>Are you going to shoot them through the radio?
Go to Canary Islands
>Pilot begins to speak
Listen
>Pilot is speaking French to crew and passangers
Listen
>You do not speak French
Listen
>"Gobbidly Gobbidly Le Gobbidly Goop"
Translate
>You Do Not speak French. To the south you hear water >starting to boil.
Ignore
>Might be important.
Point two automatic pistols at pilot
>You already are.
Point harder
>Whatever you say Chief. The pilot is landing the plane.
Exit plane
>Landing. You are not yet on the ground.
Stand
>The "Seatbelt" light is on. Everyone is sitting down and putting >on their seatbelts.
Stand
>The pilot lands the plane.
>The pilot suddenly accelerates the plane.
>You have fallen down due to the sudden acceleration
Stand
>You have lost your balance.
Use two automatic pistols
>You have dropped one of your automatic pistols.
Use one automatic pistol
>Six men rush the cockpit and throw a pot of boiling water on >your chest.
Use herb
>You do not have any herbs. They also throw boiling water on >your groin.
Use heal
>You are not magic.
>Six men are gangpiling on you.
>The police arrive.
This sucks
>Command not understood.