SO GOOD IT MUST BE FATTENING

I heard this story on the morning news on my way in to work, and it's just too good to pass up.

Interesting- 20 year old Appleton, WI man robs boy.
Fun- Boy was walking home from the grocery store at the time of the robbery.
Funny- Boy was carrying a gallon of ice cream.
Funnier- The ice cream was for his fourteenth birthday.
Funnier still- The 20 year old man now faces a felony robbery charge, which carries a maximum 10 year prison sentence.
Funniest- For Stealing Ice Cream.