Peter King is a sports columnist who writes for Sports Illustrated and SI.com. King's column on the internet includes a section called "Ten Things I Think I Think." Please, I encourage you, read that title again. Ten Things I THINK I THIIIIIINK. So Peter King, who is paid to give his opinion, can't be bothered to list ten things he thinks. Not even that he knows, just that he THINKS. No, instead he'll list ten things he THINKS he THINKS. And they're not even all about sports, the very thing he is paid to write about!
That... that's some great logic right there. Cause you can't ever be wrong. "Peter, #3 on your list is that Dogs have laser eyes. That's ridiculous." "Oh no, it's okay. I just think that I MIGHT think that." "Well in that case, here's another $100,000."
Now, there are a lot of people that thinks Peter King is not a good news writer. But I figure, hey, I can rip this gimmick off and use it for my own personal gain.
So I now proudly present on a semi-regular basis "5 Things My Gut Tells Me I Should Probably Believe"
5 Things My Gut Tells Me I Should Probably Believe
1. The only time I wear sweatshirts is when it's too cold to sweat. Quick, someone think of a new name for them!
2. I don't think we've seen the last of this Sham-wow guy.
3. Finally, I get what the hype was all about for ER. Consider my DVR already set for next season.
4. All hockey players must be really good on roller skates.
5. Now that Bruce Willis is married again, does that mean no Die Hard 5?Labels: Look Who's Back, Seriously Peter King Is A Knob, Something To Do
