HE'S MORE A BASEBALL KINDA GUY

Joe Buck during the Eagles final drive on Sunday against the Cardinals, said with great dramatic emphasis: "Has there ever been a drive that earned someone a spot in the Hall of Fame?"

Me at home: "Yeah, 'The Drive'."


Joe Buck has no idea who I am

DO NOT ROCK THE VOTE

This is belated, but I just found this particular video today.

These guys are The Bloomington Bros. You can find their stuff on YouTube, or on College Humor. They are from Minnesota and they are hilarious.

The election may already be over, but this is funny every day.

THREE DAYS WELL SPENT

Baskin-Robbins makes an Oreo Shake. A large Oreo Shake, according to their own site, contains 90% of your daily calcium and 80% of your daily iron needs.

Oh, and it also 2600 calories, 1220 of them from fat.

What do you expect from a "food" that's described as "A chocolate lover’s dream-come-true! It starts with an irresistible blend of Chocolate Oreo ice cream and decadent hot fudge, topped with whipped cream, chocolate drizzle and crushed Oreo Cookie pieces."

For those of you who don't like to do math, that's just over two days of your recommended intake of fat and almost three days worth of saturated fat.

I bet it taste like magic. Seriously, anything that bad for you has to taste like four kinds of fantastic.

Forget the host wafer. This:


is what Jesus tastes like.

SORRY KYRA

The Brewers just closed a deal today for closer Trevor Hoffman. He's the all-time saves leader, and they're only paying him $6 million with another $1.5 in incentives. One of the incentives is probably "Don't Suck", which is a good lesson learned by the Crew last year with Eric Gagne. Gagne, who at one point pulled himself from the closers position, was paid $10 million for 46.3 innings pitched and 10 saves. In retrospect, the Brewers would have been better off just setting the $10 million on fire, if they could have found enough lighter fluid.

So I'm excited about Hoffman. Even if he turns out to be another in a looooong line of diminishing return closers for the Brewers at least we're getting him a relatively low cost.

Oh, and the guy enters to "Hell's Bells". Hells Yeah.



He's also got this commercial going for him. Which is nice.

QUESTION

Here is the trailer for "The Unborn" which comes out soon. Note, it's suitably creepy, so if you don't like horror movies, maybe skip it.



Anyway, my question is this: If the girl had a twin brother who was never born and now wants to come into the world, shouldn't he a) be a baby [which would be both super cool and super sweet] or b) ALSO be a teenager? They were supposed to be twins after all.

Instead we get an 8 year old dressed like an extra in Newsies. Not that he doesn't look creepy, but c'mon, creepier than a ghost baby? I don't think so.