NATURE

It's raining here today.

Now, I know that a duck's feathers have some sort of oil or whatever in them that causes water to bead and slide off of them, hence the phrase "like water off a duck's back", but c'mon, if a duck had to sit in the rain all day he's going to be pretty pissed off right? Ducks just sitting around thinking "this sucks, when is this rain going to stop? I wish we had kept our cable payments up so we could watch the Weather Channel and know for sure. Or at least could find a good newspaper that was translated into ducks. But noooooo, she wanted to raise our kids out in the country."

Look at this poor schmoe.
"If I had thumbs I'd have built a house to be inside right now"

In the same vein, polar bears have to be pretty psyched any day it's above 20 degrees, don't you think?